Lucky Frog

A man takes the day off from work and decides to play a round of golfing. He is on the third hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the tee. He thinks nothing of it and is about to take his shot when he hears, “Ribbit. 9 Iron”

The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. “Ribbit. 9 Iron.” He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts away the other club, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it 10 centimetres from the hole. He is shocked. He says to the frog, “Wow that’s amazing. You must be a lucky frog.” The frog reply’s “Ribbit. Lucky frog.” The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. “What do you think frog?” the man asks. “Ribbit. 3 Wood.”

The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one.

The man is excited but confused and doesn’t know what to say. By the end of the day, the man had the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, “Where to next?” The frog replies, “Vegas.” They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, ” OK frog, now what?” The frog says, “Ribbit. Roulette.” As they approach the roulette table, the man asks, “What do you think I should bet?” The frog replies, “Ribbit. $2000, black 11.” Now, this is a long shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! $70000 comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, “Frog, I don’t know how to repay you. You’ve won me all this money and I am forever grateful.” The frog replies, “Ribbit. Kiss me.”

He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15 ­year ­old princess.

“And that your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room.”